For an Optimist, I'm Pretty Pessimistic
krisssyyy000:

You have one year. Good luck

krisssyyy000:

You have one year. Good luck

My Anaconda does!
My sixty year old female French teacher after someone asked her how to say “My anaconda don’t” in French…

madiniwa:

A series of drawings in (belated) celebration of the magic that was King Gavin parts I and II. All hail the new king motherfuckers. 

officialnormanbabcock:

when u hear someone ask about a video game u love

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officialwhitegirls:

remember guys, if you can’t run on water you’re not certified to be a live saver!

Maybe only Canadians can, maybe Jesus is really a Canadian

officialwhitegirls:

remember guys, if you can’t run on water you’re not certified to be a live saver!

Maybe only Canadians can, maybe Jesus is really a Canadian

kylestrider:

grampas:

fucking jerry

god dammit jerry